Nonsensical Day in the Life of Facebook Posts

Morning All Sentient Beings! plain and simple its just a BEAUTIFUL DAY! so SMILE!!! thought I’d start you off with something EXTREMELY SUPEREMLY DOPE for your mind to soak your body to move and your spirit to vibe with 🙂 Here is some Jazz Juice for that parched soul 🙂 Vibin Good Day! What a great morning! Outstanding, Sir. Starbucks Barista: “Would you like to add a cream cheese pumpkin muffin to your order?” “Um YES!!!!!! And it was so.Not to sound creepy, but you were in a dream of mine last night! I woke up all freaked out and disoriented because I couldn’t remember your last name. Walk of shame. I feel that  after last night I should let some people know, yes, I am a homosexual! sorry ladies. ♥♥♥ I hope no one thinks I’m a hoe. I’m experiencing a bit of an identity crisis. I dreamed about Johnny Depp last night… Did anyone feel that? I just experienced my first tiny little urffquake. Earthquake…now I’m out for some coffee and doughnuts before my building collapses. Breakfast of champions: I was thinking more along the lines of sugar and weed. Wow! A 5.8 on the richter scale and I didn’t feel a thing! Being awake so much has really cut into my lazy time.I’d rather go back to bed than go to work. A lot of things are natural; that doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Anyone for lunch? I’m hungary, yeah! Are you really going to eat that? It’s not MY fault that you told everyone in the cafe your secrets!!! Feeling lonely…. …all I need is to talk to my boogie and my life will be complete! Love is all you need. It is very much time the tribe blasts a whole through any and everything. I’m blessed even in the toughest of times because I have authentic love happening in my life. Soooooooo DOPE! Spent 10 hours in the dance building today. Maybe showing up drunk/hungover to dance rehearsals will actually IMPROVE what I’m supposed to be doing these next few months. Thank you Twyla Tharp. Cheerssss. Can I just take a nap? I may be 22 but my mom is still my best friend. My Mom called this afternoon to remind me to take my medicine. My Mom thinks I’m cool. 🙂 Swerving in and out of students with my bike on campus. And USC said.. Time for traffic. Going to the library to study. You’re a cockroach of happiness! Anyone going dancing tonight? Come and unleash your out of control creativity machine. Ready for a Flat Tire. There is no 470-proof alcohol – Johnny Depp. Taking my new little black dress and heels out tonight.You just gave dap to a little dude in zebra stripe tight pants with his undies showing…very gangster, very masculine!  I Bob Marely. If you don’t think this is amazing.. we probably shouldn’t be friends. Just go with the flow. there was scurrying and hoppingness involved. Do what they say, not what they do. I am not ok with randomness and disorder.


Just a note: this work is a piece of non-fiction in progress, quoted exactly from friends’ Facebook status updates and juxtaposed with some of my own expectations. While it may not be considered “writing” to some, it is intended to challenge ideas of creative non-fiction writing. I do not intend to provoke anyone by using his/her quotes out-of-context; remember what you post on Facebook is public domain.